Gavin’s brain took my first and last name into consideration and decided it wanted to call me by my last name. Then a few days went by and his brain decided it was not happy with my last name as is and decided to change it to The Risemongler. Then a little while later when he was trying to tweet about me his brain decided to type in The Risemonger instead of The Risemongler. The Internet took over after that.
Apparently the eternal fate of my title to the masses was handled by a tiny drunk British man’s disabled little brain.